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The Simpsons: Two Bad Neighbors

During a neighborhood rummage sale, former U.S. President George H.W. Bush moves in to Springfield, which doesn't sit well with Homer when Bart ends up getting spanked by Bush.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 7x13
Production Number: 3F09
Airdate: Sunday January 14th, 1996

Director: Wesley Archer
Writer: Ken Keeler

Guest Stars
Maggie RoswellMaggie Roswell
voiced Maude Flanders
Pamela HaydenPamela Hayden
voiced Milhouse
Tress MacNeilleTress MacNeille
voiced Barbara Bush, Mrs. Glick
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank AzariaHank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: None

Couch: Bart, Lisa, Marge, and Maggie are mooseheads on the wall and Homer is a bearskin rug on the floor. A game hunter runs to the couch, sits, and lights his pipe.

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Cheap TrickDream PoliceWhile Apu is washing his car

Episode Quotes
George Bush: Well let's see now. What do you folks have here, huh? Hmmm…a "Krusty Burger"... that doesn't sound to appetizing, what kinda stew do you have today?
Squeaky Voiced Teen: Uuuh... we don't have stew.
(Homer honks his horn continuously.)
Ray: Sir, why don't you just have the cheeseburger?
George Bush: That's really more of a weekend thing, Ray.
Homer: (still honking) Hey, jerk, move your fanny!
George Bush: That guy's louder than World War II. Ray, go and see what the rhubarb is, will ya?
Ray: (to Homer) Sir, could you pop your hood?
(Loosens some wires making his horn stop working.)
Homer: (yelling after Ray) Hey! My taxes paid for that horn!

Gerald Ford: Say, Homer, do you like football?
Homer: Do I ever!
Gerald Ford: Do you like nachos?
Homer: Yes, Mr. Ford.
Gerald Ford: Well, why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then some beer.
(Homer and Ford cross the street together.)
Homer: Jerry, I think you and I are going to get along just--
(They both trip in Ford's driveway)
Homer & Ford: D'oh!

George Bush: Well, howdily doodily yourself, there, Ned. This is my wife Barbara. I call her Bar. Would you like some lemonade?
Ned: Tip top notch!
George Bush: Okily dokily!
Ned: Thankily dankily!
George Bush: Scrump-diddley-eriffic!
Both: Fine and dandy like sour candy!

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