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Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Radioactive Man" where The Simpsons are on a piece of paper that gets spewed out of the couch like a fax machine (only in this version, the scene cuts to the credits on the TV before the paper can slide under the couch).

Krusty's Cayman Islands Associate: Oh, I'm sorry. I can't divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account. (hangs up the phone) Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap. I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal. Ah, it's too hot today.

Bart: Mom, I just saw Krusty!
Marge: Yes, dear, in your mind.
Bart: No, on the street.
Marge: On the street in your mind.
Bart: Why won't you believe me?
Marge: Sweetheart, sometimes when people die, you just want them to be alive so badly you see them everywhere. I went through the same thing when Lyndon Johnson died.

Krusty: I can't go to jail! I got a swanky lifestyle. I'm used to the best.
IRS Guy: Krusty, this is America. We don't send our celebrities to jail. We're just going to garnish your salary.
Krusty: Garnish my celery?!
IRS Guy: Please, Krusty, no jokes!
Krusty: Who's Joking?! Oh, I don't understand what you're saying, it all sounds so crazy to me.