Chalkboard: None

Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Two Bad Neighbors" where a game hunter (who shot and made trophies out of the Simpsons [Homer is a bearskin rug while the rest of the family are mooseheads on the wall]) comes in and sits on the couch.

Homer: Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, sweetie.
Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: I see.
Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

(At Moe's Tavern, Homer talks to Moe while Barney and another man are in the background)
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: I have a friend named Joey Jo-Jo…Junior…Shabadoo?
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
(The man in the background runs out the door crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!

Bodyguard: Sir, there's an angry mob here to see you.
Mayor Quimby: Does it have an appointment?
Bodyguard: Yes.
Principal Skinner: I phoned ahead!