Chalkboard: I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten
The Simpsons' new address is 15201 Maple Systems Road.
We learn Homer always wanted to be a Dallas Cowboy.
Couch: Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie fall from the sky onto the couch via parachute; Homer, on the other hand, comes down screaming and lands on his face.
(Hank answers phone)
Hank Scorpio: Hello...Oh my god, When did this happen?...How much of it?...Ok I'll be right there.
(Hank hangs up the phone and turns to Homer)
Hank Scorpio: Homer I got to go. someone ate part of my lunch.
Homer: (reading a telegram) Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio. (Homer stops reading) Aw, the Denver Broncos!
Marge: I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer: Yeah, yeah.
Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't.
Homer: (sighs) You just don't understand football, Marge.
(Driving out of Springfield)
Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. (Yells out the window) So long, Stinktown!
Ending Theme: (to the tune of "Goldfinger")
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world and his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair like the nobleman welcomes his guest,
with free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
So beware of his generous pensions plus three weeks paid vacation each year.
And on Fridays, in the lunch rooms, theres hot dogs and burgers and beer!
Yes, German beer!