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The Simpsons: My Sister, My Sitter

Lisa embarks on a career as a babysitter, where her latest challenge is to babysit her brother Bart and baby sister Maggie while Homer and Marge go on a date at the newly renovated Squidport boardwalk.

Episode Info
Episode number: 8x17
Production Number: 4F13
Airdate: Sunday March 02nd, 1997

Director: Jim Reardon
Writer: Dan Greaney

Guest Stars
Maggie RoswellMaggie Roswell
voiced Helen Lovejoy, Maude Flanders
Pamela HaydenPamela Hayden
voiced Janey
Tress MacNeilleTress MacNeille
voiced Various
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank AzariaHank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: None

Couch: The TV and couch are on a ship in stormy waters. The Simpsons (dressed in yellow raincoats) sit down, but a giant wave washes the ship away, leaving the TV to float in the ocean.

Episode Quotes
Cecil: There it is, the future site of the Springfield hydroelectric dam.
Bob: Just the thought of all that raw power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.
Cecil: Because you'll be supervising the construction crew.
Bob: Oh, great. I supposed that when a woman passes by, it will be my job to lead in the hooting. 'Oh, yeah! Shake it, madam. Capital knockers!'

Marge: Oh, you have nothing to worry about, honey.
Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who ruined all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes…
Marge: We're very proud of you, by the way.
Homer: …and sure, he's probably so insane with rage that he'd butcher you horribly if he could.
Marge: But, he's safely locked away.
Homer: In a medium-security prison.
Marge: For life!
Homer: Unless he gets out somehow.
Marge: Which is impossible.
Homer: Or so you'd think! Except he's done it so many times before.

Cecil: Hello, brother. All's well, I trust?
Bob: It most certainly is not. The workmen you've given me don't know their asses from the hole in the ground they blew up yesterday.
Cecil: Come now, you speak as if they were nothing but a gaggle of slack-jawed yokels.
Cletus: Mister Terwillidjer, come quick. There's trouble down to the See-Ment mixer, sir!

Sideshow Bob: Whenever I could find a spare moment I've tried to murder Bart Simpson.
(Bart shrieks in terror and runs away.)
Homer: He said "tried!"
Marge: Hmm, somebody should really go up there and talk to him!
(Lisa sighs and gets up)
Homer: Phew!

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