Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Burns, Baby Burns" where The Simpsons are clear, blue balloons that float to the couch and pop without provocation.
Edna: We're just a little concerned, that if people were to find out that a principal were dating a teacher, they might see it as a conflict of interest.
Skinner: And there are those who might try to use it against us for their own advantage.
Bart: Like me, for one.
Skinner: Like you … for … Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten. Let's talk deal.
Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw …but, uh … let me assure you…
Edna: What Seymour's, oh, what Principal Skinner means to say, Bart, is that sometimes a little boy's imagination can run away with him.
Bart: That's the best you can do? You could have at least said that you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play.
Skinner: Is it too late to say that?
Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
Edna: It's a free country.
Skinner: I, I don't follow you.
Edna: Oh … just sit down, Seymour.