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The Simpsons :: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (08x25)
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| Title: | The Secret War of Lisa Simpson |
| Episode #: | 08x25 |
| Production Number: | 4F21 |
| Original Airdate: | Sunday May 18th, 1997 |
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After unleashing a massive soundwave onto the town, Bart is sentenced to enroll in the Rommelwood Military Academy, which a bored Lisa wants to go to as well after feeling that public school is not challenging enough for her.
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Chalkboard: None
| Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Lisa's Date with Density" where the living room is upside down.
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Instructor: Since you've already attended public school, we're assuming you've already had experience with small arms. So, we're gonna give you something... a little more advanced. (Hands Bart a mini-rocket launcher)
Bart: Wow.
(Bart begins firing away at his targets, destroying four. The last rocket flies off into the distance)
Instructor: Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive. But you missed your last target.
Bart: (Slyly) Did I?
(Cut to Springfield Elementary. Principal Skinner is standing next to the smoldering crater that was his car.)
Nelson: (From school window) Ha ha!
| Bart: But if you quit, it would be like an expert knot-tyer quitting a knot-tying contest right in the middle of tying a knot!
Lisa: Why did you say that?
Bart: I don't know. I was just looking at my shoelaces. But the point is, you're gonna make it, Lise, and I'll stick by you.
Lisa: Don't do that. Why should we both be outcasts?
Bart: Then I'll stick by you in secret. Like a sock maker secretly working on a top secret sock that . . .
Lisa: Will you stop looking at your feet!
| Commandant: Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks, so there are going to be a few changes. First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here.
Franklin: (In a very effeminate voice) Well, we'll see about that.
Commandant: Second of all, this is now the girls' barracks, so pack your things, you're moving in with Company L.
Cadet: Company L? But they smell!
Commandant: Yes, we've all heard the chant...Now fall out!
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