Chalkboard: None

Couch: The family comes in, dressed as the Harlem Globetrotters, passing a basketball to each other while Sweet Georgia Brown plays. Maggie dunks the ball into the basket above the couch, hitting Homer on the head.

Due to the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center, this episode was either barred from airing in syndication or aired with any verbal or visual reference to the World Trade Center edited. It has since come back to syndication, with cuts for time.

Vendor: Khlav kalash! Khlav kalash!
Homer: Can you get me some pizza?
Vendor: No pizza, only khlav kalash.
Homer: Ok, I'll take a small bowl.
Vendor: No bowl. Stick.
Homer: (After finishing his khlav kalash) Now what do you have to rinse that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer: Yech! I'll take a Crab Juice please! (Drains his crab juice in one gulp) More, more, more! Uh oh! You got a men's room in there?

Pleasant Female Voice: Thank you for calling the Parking Violations Bureau. To plead 'Not Guilty' press one now.
(Homer presses one)
Pleasant Female Voice: Thank You. Your call has been…
Gruff Male Voice: Rejected.
Pleasant Female Voice: You will be assessed the full fine, plus a small…
Gruff Male Voice: Large lateness penalty.
Pleasant Female Voice: Please wait by your vehicle between the hours of nine A.M. and five P.M. for Parking Officer Steve…
Gruff Male Voice: Grabowski.

Lisa: Look at all those beautiful shoes! I know they're made from animals, but wow!
Marge: Hmmm, if only I didn't already have a pair of shoes.
Bart: Speaking of shoes, I don't care about shoes; I'll meet you ladies back here in half an hour.
Lisa: Yeah, okay, Dad
Marge: Stay where I can see you, honey

(Homer is biting on the bolts of the boot)
Tower 1 Man: Hey, when your done with that, I got somethin' up here you can bite on!
Tower 2 Man: Hey, why don't you be polite, you stinking puss bag? You gotta call that number on the boot. Sorry 'bout that guy; they stick all the jerks in Tower 1.
Tower 1 Man: That's it! I'm comin' over there!
Tower 2 Man: Yeah, you come over here!
Seedy Man On Top of Tower 1: Shut up, the both o' yas!