Chalkboard: There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"

Couch: The Simpsons sit on the couch as normal. A live-action left hand (belonging to show creator Matt Groening) spins the picture, turning the family into a messy radial blur.

Marge: There it is!
Lisa and Bart: Wow!
Lisa: Your own billboard!
Bart: Check it out!
Homer: Gee, that picture makes your butt look big!
Marge: I thought so too! But they said it sells.
Bart: Works for the Lumber King.
(Homer looks at a nearby billboard for the "Lumber King" where an electric buttocks moves separately from the sign, leading Homer into a trance)
Homer (zombie-like): Lumber… We need lumber…

Marge: Thank you, Bart, thank you, Lisa, for all your help!
Homer: What about me? You didn't thank me!
Bart: You didn't do anything.
Homer: I like being thanked.

(Looking at pictures of houses.)
Marge: That house is awfully small.
Lionel Hutz: I'd say it's awfully cozy.
Marge: That's dilapidated.
Lionel Hutz: Rustic!
Marge: That house is on fire!
Lionel Hutz: Motivated seller!