Episode Notes
Chalkboard: Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related
Couch: The Simpsons sit down as normal. The camera pans out, revealing that the living room is part of a snowglobe being shaken.
Episode Quotes
Homer: We've got to give this greedy town its money back!
Lisa: But we don't have $15,000.
Marge: Unless...
(Cut to Marge, contestants, and Trebek on Jeopardy! set. We see the players' scores. $10,000 for the first, $8,500 for the second, and -$5,200 for Marge)
(As the Simpsons walk off the stage, they are confronted by Trebek)
Trebek: Aren't we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
Marge: But Mr. Trebek-
Trebek: I asked you before the game if you knew the rules and you said you did. Judges?
(Two thugs carrying clubs step out from shadows)
Lisa: Run, mom!
(The Simpsons run off the set)
Thug #1: Hmm, she's not getting the home game.
Homer: Oh no, look at the line!
Moe: (Noticing them) Oh there they are.
ChiefWiggum: Oh, look at the swindlers.
(People start leaving)
Skinner: It's the Simpsons
Moe: Aw, them Stinkin…
Ned: Well, there goes Christmas dinner.
Edna: Hah!
(The restaurant's empty)
Homer: (impressed) Ah, head of the line. A family could get used to being shunned. Huh? Huh?
(Behind the counter, bitter teenagers spit in shakes and hamburgers)
Teen: (noticing them) Hey look, Shawn. It's that family everybody hates.
Shawn: What-ever.
(They continue spitting)