Chalkboard: Shooting paintballs is not an art form

Couch: Similar to the couch gag on "Homer's Triple Bypass", the Simpsons are now microsized and must climb the large couch. Only now, the family takes a little longer to reach the top of the couch and Santa's Little Helper carries Homer away in his mouth.

Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Man: It's free!
Homer: And when is this weekend?
Man: It's this weekend.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost?
Man: Um ... it's free.
Homer: I see, and when is it?
Man: It's ... this weekend
Homer: And how much are you charging for this weekend?

Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie ... so the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?
Man: What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there.
Homer: Well, you see when I get bored I make up my own movies. I have a very short attention span
Lady: But our point is very simple, you see when...
Homer: Oh look! A bird! Hee hee hee!
(Homer runs after the bird)

Burns: You see me as a god, Smithers?
Smithers: Absolutely, sir.
Burns: You'd kneel before me?
Smithers: Boy, would I!