Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token Ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: Can I have some money now?
(Nelson, Bart and Ralph roll some fruit up to the front of the bus.)
Nelson: Hey, Simpson, race ya!
Bart: First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money!
Bart: Go Apple!
Nelson: Go Orange!
Ralph: Go Banana!
Nelson: Kill the dorks!
Lewis: Bash their butts!
Terri: Kick their shins!
All: Kill the dorks! Bash their butts!
Lisa: Run a-way!
Ned: Maude and I sell religious foot rugs over the internet
Homer: Internet, eh?
Ned: Yes indeedy, making some good scratch too.
Homer: Scratch, eh?
Homer: Maude, eh?