Chalkboard: Silly String is not a nasal spray

Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Bart Star" where The Simpsons are crushed into a cube by autoyard compressors.

Renee: Now hold on, merry sunshine.
Moe: Huh?
Renee: Cheer up. Here, have a flower.
Moe: Alright, come on, what's the catch? A gorgeous woman don't just hand ya a free daffy-dil.
Renee: Really? You think I'm gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well, the part that's showing.. I guess you could have a load of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?

Moe: Ehh, I don't blame her. No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepair like me.
Homer: Now now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!
Moe: Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie stars with a pointy stick?
Homer: Oh, its probably due to your ugliness... but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. Come on, we're going to the darkest bar in town!

Lou: Simpson! You have visitors.
(Marge and Maggie, Bart, and Lisa arrive outside Homer's cell.)
Marge: Homer, did you really steal a car?
Homer: Whoa, hang on a minute! The guard said I had visitors coming!
Lisa: Dad, we're the visitors!
Homer: (disappointed) Oh.. (faking enthusiasm) Oh, oh, oh great!

Marge: Why all the black?
Homer: Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?
Lisa: You look a little nervous, Dad..
Homer: No, YOU look a little nervous, Lisa!
Bart: You're up to something, aren't ya?
Homer: No! I'm just going out to commit certain deeds. (walks away) Suckers.