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The Simpsons: This Little Wiggy

While enjoying the day at a hands-on science museum, Marge notices that Chief Wiggum's son, Ralph, has no friends and sets him up with Bart, who at first doesn't like Ralph, but soon warms up to him when Bart finds all of Chief Wiggum's police equipment.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 9x18
Production Number: 5F13
Airdate: Sunday March 22nd, 1998

Director: Neil Affleck
Writer: Dan Greaney

Guest Stars
Phil HartmanPhil Hartman
voiced Troy McClure
Marcia WallaceMarcia Wallace
voiced Edna Krabappel
Tress MacNeilleTress MacNeille
voiced Dolph
Pamela HaydenPamela Hayden
voiced Jimbo, Milhouse
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank AzariaHank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: I was not told to do this

Couch: a repeat of the gag from "The Two Nahasapeemapetilons" where Bart spraypaints a drawing of the Simpsons on a wall painted to look like the couch and signs his "masterpiece" El Barto, only in this version, Bart peeks over the TV before he runs in to spraypaint the picture.

Episode Quotes
Ralph: This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

Ralph: Wanna play stuffed animal parade?
Bart: Maybe later. Come on, Ralph, your dad's a cop! There must be some cool stuff around here, bullets, dead body photos, what have you.
Ralph: He keeps that stuff in his closet. But he says I'm not allowed in there.
Bart: Did he say I'm not allowed in there?
Ralph: Yes.
Bart: (pause) Well, I'm going in anyway!

Homer: (excited) Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway! And we ran and we hid in this giant tire, we had… and my other friend was already there.
Marge: All right, all right, now, you're over stimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed.
Homer: Woo hoo! (running around) Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed!

Troy: Welcome to the Springfield Knowledgeum. I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as 'Welcome to Springfield Airport', and 'Where's Nordstrom?' While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be unfortunately be subject to repeated (voice fades out)
Homer: What'd he say? What about my car?

Bart: (typing on a keyboard) Hey, how do you get this thing to play blackjack?
Frink: Stop that, you're hurting it.
Bart: So how is it supposed to work?
Frink: Well…
Bart: Boring. Am I on the Internet?
Frink: No! You can only access the…
Bart: Boring. What's that fire for?

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