Chalkboard: I will not mess with the opening credits
Couch: To coincide with the chalkboard gag, Homer, Marge, Lisa, and Maggie find themselves in Mrs. Krabappel's classroom and see Bart writing "I will not mess with the opening credits".
The Garbageman" Lyrics (Sung to the tune of "The Candyman")
Marge: I'm really proud of your, Homey; but can the garbageman really do all the things you said?
Homer: Oh, the garbageman can, Marge. The garbageman can...
Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie too?
Garbagemen: Oh, the garbageman can!
The garbage man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you.
Marge: Who can take this diaper?
Garbageman: I don't mind at all.
Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
Garbagemen: Yes, the garbageman can!
U2: The sanitation folks
Are jolly, friendly blokes,
Courteous and easygoing!
The Edge: They mop up when you're overflowing...
Bono: And tell you when your arse is showing!
Apu: Who can?
Mel: Who can?
Ned: Who can?
Oscar the Grouch: Who can?
Homer: The garbageman can!
Bart+Lisa: 'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!
All: He cleans the world for... YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
(During the end credits, U2 is on a plane)
Adam: Look guys, I got Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.
The Edge: Oh, here we go.
Bono: How many spoons have you got now, Adam?
Adam: Nine. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it? (Throws spoon)
Adam: My spoon!
(It hits Mr. Burns in the head)
Mr. Burns: Oww! Wankers.
Moe: Woah, woah, hey, you didn't pay for the beer
Homer: Can't someone else do it?!
Moe/Homer: hahahahahahahahaa (Homer exits, you hear a gun)
Moe: Seriously, gimme the money!
Homer: Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money?
Bart: Dealing drugs?
Marge: I'll have to say drugs too
Homer: Close, but you're way off.
Homer gets several people from town to sing a song entitled, “The Garbage Man Can”. This is a spoof off the song “The Candy Man Can”, by Leslie Bricusse
and Anthony Newley
. Read more about the song in the wikipedia article
While singing “The Garbage Man Can”, Oscar the Grouch
from Sesame Street
pops out of a trashcan and yells “Who can?”. Read more about the Muppet
character in the wikipedia article