Chalkboard: I am not the new Dalai Lama

Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Bart Carny" where the Simpsons go to sit on the couch, but fall on their butts when the couch gets pulled back by school bully Nelson Muntz, who laughs at their misfortune.

(Bart is apologizing to Lisa, but he doesn't know she's not in her room)
Bart: Hey Lise, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're Miss Perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad!
Marge: Stop it Lisa!
Bart: That shut her up.

Cletus: I seen it first! Whoo, Curly Sue is goinna have an elegant wedding feast!
Lisa: Ah hah! Uuum...listen, I'm kind of lost, do you think you could give me a lift downtown?
Brandine: Cletus, what are you beating your gums about?
Cletus: Never you mind Brandine! You just get back to birthing that baby...yeah I'll fix ya a ride, little missy. Hop on in. Mind the skunk, dem things can go off even after they've died.

Homer: (knocks on car window) For god sakes, my little girl is ... ah, hello!
Marge: Homer, what's going on? Shouldn't you be at work?
Homer: I am at work ... this is what I do!
Marge: But ...
Homer: Get moving Marge, this isn't a parking lot!
Marge: Oh, sorry!

Homer: Maybe, but you don't know Lisa, I mean she's so smart they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach it some things, but she had so much knowledge, it overloaded, and then it got really hot and caught on fire!
Carl: That never ah, happened, did it Homer?
Homer: Ah, yes, but now I have to leave on a totally unrelated matter...