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In this year's gruesome grouping of Halloween gore:
"Hell Toupee" – Homer gets a hair transplant from Snake Jailbird (who was sentenced to death after breaking the city's three strikes law), who proceeds to possess Homer, forcing him to kill the people who witnessed Snake's final crime--including his son, Bart.
"The Terror of Tiny Toon" – When Lisa and Bart find a plutonium rod to use as a remote control battery, the two get sucked into a special, extremely violent Halloween episode of The Itchy and Scratchy Show.
"Starship Poopers" – Marge, Homer, and Kang end up on The Jerry Springer Show after Marge confesses to Homer that Maggie is an alien and that Kang is her real father.
Chalkboard: The Simpsons Halloween Special IX
Couch: The family never makes it to the couch; Bart gets run over by Homer. Lisa gets catapulted into the garage roof, and Homer gets run down by Marge as she drives into the garage. Meanwhile, in the living room Freddy Krueger (of the A Nightmare on Elm Street movies) and Jason Voorhees (of the Friday the 13th movies) sit on the couch, wondering where the family is, but forget about it and turn on the TV.
Ed McMahon: Hi, I'm Ed McMahon. Tonight on fox, from the producers of When Skirts Fall Off and Secrets of National Security Revealed, it's World's Deadliest Executions. (the curtains reveal an electric chair and the audience cheers) Making his first appearance on the show, heeeere's Snake! (The audience boos Snake as he approaches)
Snake: Thank you, chickie-pies. (Cut to the Simpsons watching the show)
Homer: The chair? Ohh, how come they only do crucifixions during sweeps? (back to the prison)
Announcer: Snake played lacrosse at Ball State University.
Chief Wiggum: So long, Snake. You'll never harm another person with second-hand smoke. (Wiggum pulls the switch as Snake is being executed. The smoke coming off Snake causing Wiggum, Ed McMahon, and others to cough)
Snake: Dude… (he dies.)
Ed McMahon: Hi-yo!
Wiggum: All right, now let's get this carcass over to the hospital and carve it up for organs.
Barney: Dibs on the liver!
Marge: Aww...It looks like somebody's in love.
(She picks up Scratchy)
Marge: You know what that means. You're getting neutered.
Scratchy (Covering himself and screaming): Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Homer: Mama took those batteries,
She took 'em away,
Mama took those batteries,
Kang: Look behind you.
(Kang quickly uses a ray gun to beam something on her.)
Kang: Insemination complete.
Marge: Really? That seemed awfully quick.
Kang: What are you implying?
Marge: Nothing, nothing.