Chalkboard: I will not scream for ice cream

Couch: The family sits; hair dryers descend onto their heads, then lift up, revealing the family members all have swapped hairdos. Homer has Maggie's spikes, Marge has Bart's spikes, Bart has Lisa's spikes, Lisa has Homer's "combover", and Maggie has Marge's bouffant, which is so heavy that Maggie falls off the couch.

Homer: crying Oh man, that's good. sobs Pass the butter. cries again
Bart: Are you going to eat that all by yourself?
Homer: sniff Uh-huh. Pinchy would've wanted it this way. deep stuttering breath My dear sweet Pinchy. (eats a large chunk of his now dead pet lobster) No more pain where you are now, boy...(snaps Pinchy in half, sucks out the meat) Oh, god, that's tasty. I wish Pinchy was here to enjoy this...Oh, Pinchy...

(Principal Skinner explains, to Lisa, the benefits of keeping the grant money.)
Principal Skinner: We can buy real periodic tables, instead of these novelty ones from Oscar Meyer.
(Cut)
Mrs. Krabapple: Now who can tell me the atomic weight of "balonium"?
Martin: Ooh! Delicious?
Mrs. Krabapple: Correct. I would have also accepted Snack-tacular.

Ralph: Hi Lisa, I brought your homework! We have to read this!
Lisa: The Wind In The Willows...?
Ralph: It's about a toad and badger and a mole... I drawed on mine... is this my house?
Lisa: No, you live in a different house.......
Ralph: Choo choo choo choo woo woo!

Reverend Lovejoy: And, may we burn in painful and foul-smelling fire ... aaaaaaaaaaa ... Mennonite minister will be giving a guest sermon next Sunday, go in peace. Aaaaaaaa ... (coughs)
Homer: Don't make me come up there!
Reverend Lovejoy: ... men.

Reverend Lovejoy: And, may we burn in painful and foul-smelling fire ... aaaaaaaaaaa ... Mennonite minister will be giving a guest sermon next Sunday, go in peace. Aaaaaaaa ... (coughs)
Homer: Don't make me come up there!
Reverend Lovejoy: ... men.