Episode Notes
Chalkboard: I am not a licensed hairstylist
Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Das Bus" where The Simpsons are frogs (with Maggie as a tadpole).
Episode Quotes
Tour Guide: There's old Curly. He played the town preacher until we laid him off. But he still hangs around.
Curly: Help me please I'm sick!
Homer: Ahahahahahahaha!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: But it's funny, Marge! The guy's sick!
(Curly falls into a water trough.)
Lisa: Uh, shouldn't we help him?
Bart: He knows what he's doing.
Lisa: Besides, nothing's too good for a wonderful generous guy like you!
Homer: Well that's what I always thought but somehow…
Bart: Check it out, dad. I rented all your favorite gorilla movies! ‘Gorilla Squadron,’ ‘Gorilla Island 6.’
Homer: ‘Ape's-A-Poppin!’ Ooh, the airline version!
Lisa: Can I fluff your pillow?
Homer: Nothing's too good for me!
(After surgery)
Homer: You butcher, give it back!
(Grampa dances and exits the room.)
Marge: You shorted your life significantly, so someone else can have a slight extension of theirs.
Homer: Aww. Come here, give me a hug.
(The family hugs)
Homer (Touching Bart's kidney area): I have everything I need right here.
Bart: (Laughing) Dad, stop you're tickling me.
Homer: Yes, tickling...
Bart: Hmm?
Grampa: Am I dead yet?
Marge: No.
Grampa: How 'bout now?
Marge: No!
Grampa: Now?
Marge: I'll tell you when you're dead, Grampa!
Grampa: Thank you!
Episode Goofs
In this episode, Grampa's kidneys explode, which can't happen in real life, since the bladder is the storage unit for urine in the human body, not the kidneys.