Pat Summerall: Well John, what did you think of tonight's episode?
John Madden: I loved it! The last-minute addition of Wally Kogen to the line-up was a bit of a gamble, but it really paid off.
Pat Summerall: Marge and Lisa painting eggs? Did that work for you?
John Madden: Ho, ho, big time! They came off the bench with a huge effort that allowed Homer and Bart to make some significant gains.
Pat Summerall: Did it strike you as odd that in a Super Bowl show with Dolly Parton we didn't see any football or singing?
John Madden: I hadn't thought about it, Pat, but in retrospect, it was kind of a rip-off! What a way to treat the loyal fans, who put up with so much nonsense from this franchise.
Pat Summerall: Any final thoughts?
John Madden: Nah, I'm too mad, let's get the heck out of here!
Homer: Now, this wheel balancing is free, right?
Man: Oh, you betcha, absolutely. Deh, uh, oh, uh-oh, wait a minute. These tires won't take a balance!
Homer: They won't?
Man: Nah, nah, no, you hear that clunk?
Homer: No …
Man: Well, that tells me you need four new tires.
Man: Yeah. Legally, I can't even let you drive outta here on these.
Homer: Oh, please, can't you let me slide this time?
Man: Gee, I'd really like to, but if my boss found out, I …
(he makes a hand gesture to his boss)
Boss: All right, what's going on over here? Were you gonna let this man drive out of here on unsafe tires?
Man: No boss, I swear!
Boss: Ah, that's it, you're fired!
Homer: No! Wait! This is all my fault! Oh, if I could only turn back the clock and buy four new tires …
Homer: Come on, Lenny, I need four more guys to fill my Super Bowl bus. What do you say?
Lenny: (on phone) Naah …
Homer: Come on …
Lenny: Naah …
Homer: Come on!
Lenny: Naah …
Homer: Oh, come on!
Lenny: Oohhh …
Homer: Yes! Now that Lenny's in, Carl will fall like a domino.
Wally: Well, we sure put together a heck of a trip, Homer. Ever thought about being a travel agent?
Homer: Wally, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't.
Wally: 'Cause you can really ... "go" places in the travel business. Huh? (laughs) Feel free to use that one.
Homer: What one?