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Reverend Lovejoy punishes the congregation with a thorough reading of the Bible after discovering a chocolate Easter bunny in the collection plate (that Homer got from the trash). This leads to the Simpson family dreaming of themselves in Biblical stores:
Adam and Eve: Homer and Marge are Adam and Eve, who get tempted by a snake who looks like Snake Jailbird into eating the forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge.
Moses: Milhouse is Moses, who fights back against the Egyptians (Principal Skinner and the Springfield Police) in order to free the Jews (the children of Springfield Elementary).
King Solomon: In this short piece, Homer is King Solomon, who must decide which man (Lenny and Carl) is the true owner of a cherry pie.
David and Goliath: Bart is David who tries to slay Goliath (Nelson Muntz) after Goliath kills David's oldest friend (Grampa Simpson as Methuseleh).
Chalkboard: I cannot absolve sins
Couch: The family slips on five banana peels on the floor, flipping upside-down in the air, but all land safely on the couch.
Milhouse: Well, Lisa, we're out of Egypt. So, what's next for the Israelites? Land of milk and honey?
Lisa: (consulting a scroll) Hmm, well, actually it looks like we're in for forty years of wandering the desert.
Milhouse: Forty years? But after that, it's clear sailing for the Jews, right?
Lisa: (nervously) Uh-huh-hum, more or less ... hey, is that manna?
(The children cheer and run off into the distance)
Marge: Oh no, it's the Apocalypse! Bart, are you wearing clean underwear?
Bart: Not anymore.
Lisa: It's the Rapture and I've never experienced true love!
Homer: I never used those pizza coupons!
David/Bart: What say you now, Goliath? Without your hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength!
Goliath/Nelson: That's Samson, idiot!