Chalkboard: I'm so very tired
Couch: The Simpsons sit on the couch, but suddenly get sucked in and come out the front like a shredded piece of paper.
Bart: Hey, isn't this that cartoon that causes seizures?
(Yellow lights shine on Bart and he falls to the ground, squirming.)
Marge: Bart, what are you doing--Whooooaaaaa!
(She spots the cartoon and also goes into a seizure.)
Lisa: Hey, what the--Whooooaaaaa!
(She too falls to the floor. Homer comes in the room and sees Bart, Marge and Lisa in seizure and shrugs)
Homer: Hmm, all right.
(He falls down and mocks Bart, Lisa and Marge.)
Chuck Garabedian: You gotta squeeze every penny. You see this tux? I got it cheap cause Roy Cone died in it.
Chuck: That fancy yacht? A bargain cause it smells like cat pee.
Chuck: And those beautiful women? They used to be men.
Lisa: Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in Springfield. Will you take me, Dad, please? I'll show you how to order pizza over the internet.
Homer: The internet? Is that thing still around?
Bart: I know a web site that shows monkeys doing it.
Lisa: Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network it's…
(All of a sudden Homer, is in the car with Bart)
Homer: Come on, Lisa … monkeys!
Homer: Wow, this plankton's only thirty-three cents!
Lisa: Um, according to the "Mexican Council of Food," this expired two years ago.
Homer: Sure, by their standards, but we live in America!
Lisa: This also says it can cause Red Tide poisoning.
Homer: But it's so cheap!