Episode Notes
Chalkboard: Pork is not a verb
Couch: The family comes in, colorless and marked with numbers. A group of Korean painters come in to color the family, but forget to outline the eyes on Homer and Marge.
Episode Quotes
(Bart points the tank turret at the school)
Principal Skinner: (Gasp) Good Lord! He's going to fire!
Jimbo: All right! Scud the school, dude!
Edna Krabappel: (Without enthusiasm) No. Stop. Think of the children.
(Bart moves the turret towards the church)
Reverend Lovejoy: Not the church! Jesus lives there!
(Bart moves the turret to aim at the Discount Frames store)
Homer: The frames store! You monster!
(Bart aims at the sky)
Sideshow Mel: Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!
(Fires tank)
Bart: But why, Mr McGwire?
Mark McGwire: Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!
Everyone: Dingers! Dingers!
(Mark McGwire socks a dinger, and as everyone looks at the dinger, he takes the info from the satellite.)
Mark McGwire: Yoink.
Skinner: Bart will you go bother someone else?
Bart: (yelling) Look a fire!!!!…engine.
Skinner: Stop that!
Bart: (yelling) Help help fire!!!!…helmet.
Skinner: Can't you do something constructive!?
Bart: Sure, I can do something destructive!
Homer: My God is she brave. Standing up to that freaked out junkie.
Lisa: Dad, that junkie is your son!
Homer: Why don't you just tell everybody!
Episode Goofs
When Bart goes crazy with coat hangers and satellites, he asks his parents to close the door and we can hear them do it. However, in every following shot, the door is clearly open...