Chalkboard: I am not the last Don

Couch: The family comes in. Marge notices Matt Groening's signature at the bottom of the screen and wipes it off. A caricature of Matt Groening (complete with graying beard, glasses, and a tacky orange and yellow Hawaiian shirt) comes in and resigns the scene (i.e. the floor) to Marge's horror.

Homer: (singing to the tune of "I Feel Pretty") I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer...
Editor: I get the picture.
Homer: I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, who's that baby deer on the lawn there?
Editor: Enough already!
Homer: Sorry.

Homer: Well, what do you think?
Editor: This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read!
Homer: What's wrong with it?
Editor: You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.

Homer: Uh not bad. If Lasagna is Italian for pile of puke!
Italian Chef: Ahhhh…I choppa you good!
(Swings at Homer with a knife.)
Homer: Well, I hope you cut me better than you did these string beans!…Hmm, I seem to be missing part of my ear...Touché!

Homer: So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. PS, parking was ample.
Lisa: Dad, you're being cruel for no reason! What will people think?
Homer: People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think!
Lisa: Not anymore! I don't want to be partners with a man who thinks like that!