Chalkboard: I can't see dead people

Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Thirty Minutes over Tokyo" where The Simpsons get shredded like paper once they sit on the couch.

Johnny Bobby: Doctors threw a party at the loony bin,
You gotta be crazy if you want to get in,
Napoleon is playing his imaginary sax,
The dance floor's filling up with maniacs!
Let's rock. Do the Mental House rock!
Let's rock. Do the Mental House rock!
If you'll dance with the Doc,
He'll give you electro shock!
If you'll dance with the Doc,
He'll give you electro shock!
Slam! slam! slam!

Homer: And those bikers saw the hard look in my eye… You know that hard look i get sometimes… And they ran away like schoolgirls, with their tails between their legs.
Bart: Way to go, Dad. Hey, where's the food?
Lisa: And why aren't I at school?
Homer: Yeah, someone really dropped the ball here. Marge? Marge?
Lisa: Dad, there's a note on the back of your head.
Homer: Really? Read it.
Bart: Thanks for let us crash in your pad. We had a very nice time.
Homer: Aw, that's sweet.
Bart: P.S., we've taken your old lady.
Homer: D'oh!

Meathook: Marge, how did you get my jacket so clean? I've tried everything to get those blood and puke stains out. I've tried hitting them; I've tried yelling at 'em…
Marge: All it takes is the right cleanser and a little elbow grease.
Ramrod: Do you have anything that will get this emblem back on my jacket? I've tried spitting at it, you know, but..
Marge: Just put it on my sewing pile.