Chalkboard: I was not touched "there" by an angel

This is the first episode written by Dan Castellaneta (the voice of Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, The Squeaky-Voiced Teen, and others), and Dan's wife, Deb Lacusta.

Couch: A repeat of the gag from "Beyond Blunderdome" where the modern-day Simpsons meet their crudely drawn counterparts from "The Tracy Ullman Show".

Marge: Kids! The new phonebooks are in and your picture's on the cover!
Bart and Lisa: Let me see! Let me see! Let me see! Let me see! Let me see! Let me... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(We see a photo of Bart and Lisa on the toilet)
Marge: Isn't that adorable? I guess a few baby pictures were on that roll of film!

Lisa: Is that Rainier Wolfcastle?
Bart: Check out the gut.
(Wolfcastle comes out of the Kwik-E-Mart with a huge gut, eating nachos and chili dogs)
Wolfcastle: It's for a movie I'm playing a fat secret agent.

Cletus: Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!
Brandine: Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup.
Cletus: They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.