The Simpsons: Worst Episode Ever

Bart and Milhouse are banned from The Android Dungeon after stopping The Comic Book Guy from buying a box of priceless Star Wars memorabilia for $5, but are hired as his replacements when the Comic Book Guy has a heart attack and is advised to leave his job in order to make friends.

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6/10 (3 Votes cast)

Episode Info

Episode number: 12x11
Production Number: CABF08
Airdate: Sunday February 04th, 2001

Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Larry Doyle

Guest Stars

Karl Wiedergott voiced Various Recurring	Pamela Hayden voiced Milhouse Recurring
Tress MacNeille voiced Agnes Skinner Recurring	Tom Savini voiced Himself

Main Cast

Dan Castellaneta voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various	Julie Kavner voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Yeardley Smith voiced Lisa Simpson, Various	Nancy Cartwright voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Hank Azaria voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various	Harry Shearer voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various

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Episode Notes

Chalkboard: I will not hide the teacher's medication

Couch: The couch is replaced by a valet parking spot. The Squeaky-Voiced Teen pushes a couch in place for the Simpsons to sit down. He then holds his hand out for a tip and leaves angrily when he doesn’t get it.

Episode Quotes

(Homer finds old washing detergent in the fridge.)
Bart: Hey, Dad. Betcha five bucks you can't eat the whole box.
Homer: Five? Why don't we make it fifty?
(He slaps a $50 bill on the table.)
Homer: Ooh, you're going to regret this.
Lisa: I'll call poison control.
(She dials the phone)
Lisa: Fran, it's me. Just a heads-up.

Milhouse: Can I see the fifty Bart, can I? Huh?
Bart: Milhouse my friend, you and I are going on a spending spree.
Milhouse: My doctor says I'm not supposed to go on sprees.
Bart: What about jags?
Milhouse: Jags are fine.
Bart: Wonderful.

Moe: Uh, let me buy you a drink.
Comic Book Guy: Very well. I will have a shot of Cranberry Schnapps.
Moe: Ha, ha...uh, these are…they're just painted on there. Your choices are beer and egg soakings.
Comic Book Guy: I'll pass! Beer is the nectar of the nimwit.
Carl: Hey, are you knocking beer?
Lenny: Nobody bad mouth's Duff! (he smashes a bottle, and it cuts him) Aw, piece of crap!

Agnes: Out of the way, Tubby.
Comic Book Guy: Oh pardon me, Oldie Hawn.
Agnes: Uh. Why you ill-mannered sack of crap!
Comic Book Guy: Oh goodie. Now I know whatever happened to Baby Jane.
Agnes: You are the rudest man who ever…bought me dinner!
Comic Book Guy: Correction. I do not believe I ever bought you…oh!

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