Chalkboard: I will not hide the teacher's medication
Couch: The couch is replaced by a valet parking spot. The Squeaky-Voiced Teen pushes a couch in place for the Simpsons to sit down. He then holds his hand out for a tip and leaves angrily when he doesn’t get it.
(Homer finds old washing detergent in the fridge.)
Bart: Hey, Dad. Betcha five bucks you can't eat the whole box.
Homer: Five? Why don't we make it fifty?
(He slaps a $50 bill on the table.)
Homer: Ooh, you're going to regret this.
Lisa: I'll call poison control.
(She dials the phone)
Lisa: Fran, it's me. Just a heads-up.
Milhouse: Can I see the fifty Bart, can I? Huh?
Bart: Milhouse my friend, you and I are going on a spending spree.
Milhouse: My doctor says I'm not supposed to go on sprees.
Bart: What about jags?
Milhouse: Jags are fine.
Moe: Uh, let me buy you a drink.
Comic Book Guy: Very well. I will have a shot of Cranberry Schnapps.
Moe: Ha, ha...uh, these are…they're just painted on there. Your choices are beer and egg soakings.
Comic Book Guy: I'll pass! Beer is the nectar of the nimwit.
Carl: Hey, are you knocking beer?
Lenny: Nobody bad mouth's Duff! (he smashes a bottle, and it cuts him) Aw, piece of crap!
Agnes: Out of the way, Tubby.
Comic Book Guy: Oh pardon me, Oldie Hawn.
Agnes: Uh. Why you ill-mannered sack of crap!
Comic Book Guy: Oh goodie. Now I know whatever happened to Baby Jane.
Agnes: You are the rudest man who ever…bought me dinner!
Comic Book Guy: Correction. I do not believe I ever bought you…oh!