Chalkboard: "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap
Couch: A repeat of the couch gag from "Saddlesore Galactica" where The Simpsons are blackbelts in karate who chop up the couch once they run into the living room.
Homer: Is this the executive office of the ball club.
Guy: Nope, this is the equipment shed.
Homer: Is that it?
Guy: That's where we keep the water heater.
Guy: That's a tractor.
Homer: I see.
Homer: Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?
Bart and Lisa: Meh.
Homer: But the TV gave me the impression that--
Bart: We said, "Meh."
Lisa: M-E-H. Meh.
Homer: Got a problem, Bart?
Bart: The girl at school won't go to the dance with me.
Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a girlfriend!
Bart: No I don't, that's the problem.
Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a problem!
Homer: Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!
Marge: What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?
Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.