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The Simpsons: The Parent Rap

Bart gets in trouble for joyriding in a police car, but feels confident he'll be let off the hook by Judge Snyder. However, Snyder goes on vacation before ruling his verdict and gets replaced with a coldhearted judge named Constance Harm who blames Homer for being a negligent father and sentences him and Bart to be tethered together.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 13x2
Production Number: CABF22
Airdate: Sunday November 11th, 2001



 
Special Guest Stars
Jane KaczmarekJane Kaczmarek
voiced Judge Constance Harm
Recurring
Marcia WallaceMarcia Wallace
voiced Edna Krabappel
Recurring
Jess HarnellJess Harnell
voiced Charlton Heston (Radio Voiceover)

Guest Stars
Karl WiedergottKarl Wiedergott
voiced Various
Recurring
Pamela HaydenPamela Hayden
voiced Milhouse
Recurring
Tress MacNeilleTress MacNeille
voiced Various
Recurring
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank AzariaHank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: Nobody reads these anymore

Couch: The Simpsons are on a simplistically drawn sailboat that looks like the one in the picture above the couch. All five of them dive into the water and end up on the couch. The living room is wet from the splash and Homer uses his finger to clean his ear out while clicking on the TV with the remote.



Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Blue Öyster Cult(Don't Fear) the Reaper 


Episode Quotes
Judge Harm: I'm gonna lock you up till frogs do fractions!

Homer: Careful. These pants cost me 600$.
Moe: 600$?
Homer: Yeah, they're Italian.
Moe: (pulls out shotgun and points it at Homer) All right, hand them over.
Homer: Moe?
Moe: Yeah, I rob now.

Judge Constance Harm: Grand theft auto?
Bart: It was an accident, ma'am.
Judge Constance Harm: Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me its frosting.
Homer: What did she say about cupcakes?

Marjorie: She's such a butthole!

Homer: She is so cool!
Marjorie: We hate her, Homer.

Judge Constance Harm: According to this, your father was driving you to school. Then where was he when you stole the police car?
Homer: Uh, your Honor, I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol.
Judge Constance Harm: You abandoned your son to win forty dollars?
Homer: And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion.
(Holds it up and admires it) Cool.
Judge Constance Harm: And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?
Homer: Your Honor, if may sing a little bit of, "Don't Fear the Reaper," I think you'll agree...
Judge Constance Harm: I'm familiar with BOC. But you have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision.
Homer: I couldn't agree more. Perhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or au pair.
Judge Constance Harm: Sorry, bub, that crow won't caw.
Homer: It won't!

Judge Constance Harm: Agh! That quilt was made by my Grandmother.
Homer: So... it cost you nothin'.

Lisa: That's my brother.
Snake: Um, did she say she used to be a dude?

Homer: Judge Snyder, while we're young?

Judge Constance Harm: I hereby order you to be tethered to your son.
Homer: Tethered!
Judge Constance Harm: Tethered. Report to room five.
Homer: Room five!

Judge Constance Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me, when I was a little boy.

Judge Constance Harm: But I was about to bang my gavel, making the sentence official!

Homer: That was close.
Hans Moleman: Please drive off me.
Homer: Argh!
Marjorie: What was that?
Homer: Uh, just the radio, dear.

Judge Constance Harm: You remind me of myself... when I was a little boy.

Edna Krabappel: Okay, now who can pick out the predicate in this sentence?
Homer: Ahhh!
Edna Krabappel: What is it now, Bart?
Bart: Night terrors.
Homer: Ahh! Cobras!

Homer: Look at her in there, washing her body.



Cultural References
This episode's title is an adaptation of “The Parent Trap”, a 1961 Disney film that starred Haley Mills which was remade in 1998 and starred Lindsey Lohan & Dennis Quaid.



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