Homer: Marge? You're speaking to me!?
Marge: Why don't you come inside and we'll talk?
Homer: About what? Sports? Bigamy?
Homer: Not a sports fan, huh?
(Homer freaks because the TV antenna is destroyed by acid rain.)
Marge: We don't need TV to have family fun. Why don't we play Monopoly?
Lisa: Which version? (Pulls games from the closet) We've got "Stars Wars Monopoly"... "Rasta-mon-opoly"... "Galip-olopoly"... "Edna Krabappoly".
Marge: Let's stick to regular Monopoly. The game is crazy enough as it is; how can an iron be a landlord?
Lenny: Geez, Homer. I thought someone with two wives would be happy.
Carl: No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: (While holding two knives) I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.
Bart: You're a little light here, Dad.
Homer: I'm good for the rest, you know I am!
Bart: Well I'd like to trust you, Homer, but you've been in jail three times.
Homer: They told me it would be like this on the outside.
This episode's title is an adaptation of “All in the Family”, the classic sitcom that ran from January 12, 1971 to April 8, 1979 that starred Carroll O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, Rob Reiner & Sally Struthers.