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Springfield is officially declared the World's Fattest Town after the townspeople gets involved in building a human pyramid and end up rolling onto a truck scale. Out of embarrassment and disgust, Marge goes on a crusade to get sugar banned from Springfield. When the ban passes through, Homer begins bootlegging sugar.
Judge Snyder: I rule in favor of Marge Simpson.
Homer: Oh I am so proud of you!
Judge Snyder: And thanks to Marge Simpson's damning evidence, I hereby ban all sugar products from Springfield... forever!
Homer: Get in the car.
Bart: Why don't you try to set a record, Dad?
Homer: That's a great idea! Do you think I could run a mile in three and a half minutes?
Lisa: Only on Mars.
Homer: The Simpsons are going to Mars! So pack your... or maybe I'll think of something else.
Marge: Homer, if you deliver that sugar, you'll be condemming this town to obesity and diabetes.
Garth Motherloving: Don't listen to her, Homer.
Homer: Oh, they both make such good arguments.
Homer: A library selling books? If I didn't want ‘em for free why would I wanna pay for them?
Marge: Why do you always wait 'til we arrive to complain?
Homer: I dunno.