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The Simpsons: The Bart Wants What It Wants

Bart befriends Rainer Wolfcastle's daughter, Greta, who has a crush on Bart (which Bart doesn't realize). Meanwhile, Principal Skinner tries his hand at stand-up comedy--and gets heckled.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 13x11
Production Number: DABF06
Airdate: Sunday February 17th, 2002

Guest Stars
Pamela HaydenPamela Hayden
voiced Milhouse
Karl WiedergottKarl Wiedergott
voiced Various
Tress MacNeilleTress MacNeille
voiced Various
Reese WitherspoonReese Witherspoon
voiced Greta Wolfcastle
Wolfgang PuckWolfgang Puck
voiced Himself
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank AzariaHank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: The giving tree is not a chump

Couch: Repeat of the circus/showbiz extravaganza couch gag from "Lisa's First Word".

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Bob & Doug McKenzieTake OffAct III

Episode Quotes
Skinner: How come you always run out of tardy slips before you run out of permission slips?
Nelson: How come you suck?
Skinner: I lack confidence.

Homer: Hey Marge, watch me burn Flanders. Ned Flanders bids fifty dollars. Hehehe.
Announcer: And the winner of the hundred dollar bill is Ned Flanders…
Homer: OOHHH!

Bart: I dunno dad, what if she's still mad at me?
Homer: Listen to me, son. No one loves a quitter, so you go over there and win her back!
Bart: But she might say no!
Homer: Oh I quit, there's no convincing you. I'm gonna take a nap.

Homer: Ouch! I sat on something sharp!
Rainier Wolfcastle: That's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
Homer: (laughs) I have a boil on my ass.

Cultural References
This episode's title is based on a line written by Emily Dickinson, the heart wants what it wants

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