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The Simpsons: The Bart Wants What It Wants

Bart befriends Rainer Wolfcastle's daughter, Greta, who has a crush on Bart (which Bart doesn't realize). Meanwhile, Principal Skinner tries his hand at stand-up comedy--and gets heckled.

Episode Info

Episode number: 13x11
Production Number: DABF06
Airdate: Sunday February 17th, 2002

  • Currently 6.3/10
6.3/10 (3 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Karl Wiedergott
voiced Various
Pamela Hayden
voiced Milhouse
Tress MacNeille
voiced Various
Reese Witherspoon
voiced Greta Wolfcastle
Wolfgang Puck
voiced Himself
Main Cast
Dan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: The giving tree is not a chump

Couch: Repeat of the circus/showbiz extravaganza couch gag from "Lisa's First Word".

Episode Quotes
Skinner: How come you always run out of tardy slips before you run out of permission slips?
Nelson: How come you suck?
Skinner: I lack confidence.

Homer: Hey Marge, watch me burn Flanders. Ned Flanders bids fifty dollars. Hehehe.
Announcer: And the winner of the hundred dollar bill is Ned Flanders…
Homer: OOHHH!

Bart: I dunno dad, what if she's still mad at me?
Homer: Listen to me, son. No one loves a quitter, so you go over there and win her back!
Bart: But she might say no!
Homer: Oh I quit, there's no convincing you. I'm gonna take a nap.

Homer: Ouch! I sat on something sharp!
Rainier Wolfcastle: That's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
Homer: (laughs) I have a boil on my ass.

Cultural References
This episode's title is based on a line written by Emily Dickinson, the heart wants what it wants

Warning: The Simpsons season 13 episode 11 guide may contain spoilers
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