Chalkboard: Vampire is not a career choice
Couch: The Simpsons rushing to and sitting on the couch is animated in pencil-drawn flipbook style, with the pages flipped by a pair of live-action hands.
King of Troy: (Flanders) Now, throughout history, when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans.
Homer: (back home) Heh, heh, heh. Trojans!
Lisa: What are you laughing at, dad?
Homer: If I'm laughing at what I think I am, it's very funny!
Krusty: I wouldn't say King Milhouse is a loser, but that was the twelfth girl she struck out with this week!
Milhouse: Boil him in oil!
Krusty: So, no 10:30 show?
Homer: (after eating 4 pigs) Oh, I'm still hungry.
Circes: Haven't you eaten enough of your friends?
Homer: Those were my friends?!
Circes: Yes, I've been saying that for hours.
Bart: The play's the thing, in which I'll catch the conscience of the king.
Claudius (Moe): Catch my conscience? What are you talking about?
Bart: Hey! You're not supposed to be able to hear me! It was a soliloquy.
Claudius: Oh, then here's my soliloquy. Note to self, kill that kid.