Episode Quotes
Phish Member #1: Hey, wait a minute. (Sniffs) I smell marijuana! That better be medicinal! If Phish don't see a prescription sheet we are out of here!
Phish Member #2: We can wait all day, people!
(Hans Moleman walks up to the podium and hands Phish a prescription sheet.)
Phish Member #1: Whoa! This guy is seriously ill!
Hans Moleman: My doctor didn't tell me that! I had to hear it from Phish?
Homer: Oops, I thought this was the can, man. Hahahahahahah.
Mr. Burns: Well, you're a happy Homer. What's your name, young man?
Homer: You just said it! (Homer starts laughing)
Mr. Burns: Hehehe, well if you like that, listen to this. Working hard, or hardly working?
(Homer laughs even harder)
Homer: Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.
Ned: Well sure of course, he could, but then again… wow as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
Homer: Now you know what I've been going through.
Marge: Hello…
Homer: Marge, I just realized I'm the "ow" in the word low. And if you tell anyone.
Marge: Honey I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago, hang on I've got call waiting… Hello?
Homer: Hey, it's me. I've got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.
Cultural References
This episode's title and the scenes where Smithers and Homer are manually manipulating Mr. Burns is an allusion to “Weekend at Bernie's”, a 1989 American comedy film directed by Ted Kotcheff that starred Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman.