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Send in the Clones
– Homer buys a hammock that can produce clones of himself that he uses to help around the house, but soon the clones (including many irregular mutants, such as an extremely fat Homer, a nerdy Homer, a faceless Homer, and Peter Griffin from Family Guy
) overrun the town and must be destroyed.
The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms
– Lisa petitions the town to get rid of their firearms after discovering the gravestone of a young man named William Bonney who died from gun violence. What Lisa soon finds out is that "William Bonney" is the real name of the famous Western outlaw Billy the Kid, who, along with Frank and Jesse James, The Sundance Kid, and Kaiser Wilhelm, overrun the defenseless town.
The Island of Dr. Hibbert
– Dr. Hibbert is Dr. Moreau who invites all of the citizens of Springfield to his island resort and turns them into animals.
(Looking through kitchen window)
Ned: Hey Homer I was wondering if I could borrow that chainsaw you ahh… stole from me.
Homer: Yeah, but you'd have to leave a credit-card.
Ned: No problem.(takes out card) Discover okay.
Ned: Ok, here's my Amex.
Bonney: Play us some pian-ee.
(Homer starts Für Elise, and then a bullet ricochets…)
Bonney: That's piano! I said pian-ee!
(Homer plays western-style music.)
Bonney: You! Play the cell-ee!
(Marge plays a honky-tonk tune.)
Bonney: You! Sing a song about cattle-russlin'. And you! Sing one about, uh, robbing banks.
(song plays intro)
Bart (sung): Caps in the field so you sneak up slow, grab 'em by the tail and go man, go.
Lisa: Break into the bank and snatch that dough...
Bart and Lisa: Please don't hurt our family.
(Zombies shoot at the floor directly under Bart and Lisa)
Homer: Marge, let me do a solo. This could be my big break!
Marge: I very much doubt that, Homer. These are horrible ghouls from the past.
Homer: Hey, so are the Grammy judges.
Homer: Now, before I abandon you in this cornfield, does anyone remember the way home?
Homer clone: (Raises hand) I do.
(Homer pulls out a rifle and shoots the clone.)
Homer: Anybody else?
(Another clone raises his hand. Homer shoots him.)
Homer: Anybody else? Come on.
(Another clone raises his hand and gets shot.)
Homer: Okay, everybody out.