Chalkboard: SpongeBob is not a contraceptive

Couch: The Simpsons sit down as normal. A giant baby picks them up and plays with them.

Lisa Leslie: Thanks for supporting the WNBA, sir.
Ned: You betcha. It's a nice break from the male sports I usually watch.
Lisa Leslie: You like male sports?
Ned: Oh, sure! Speed walking, ballroom dancing, rhythmic gymnastics, extreme choir…
Lisa Leslie: Just hurry up and miss.

Bart: Lisa Leslie, you got game!
Lisa Leslie: I think you mean "I have game". Try to speak correctly.
Bart: You go, girl!
Lisa Leslie: Yes, I will depart lest your bad grammar rub off on me.

Homer: Dear Lord, as I think of you, dressed in white, with your splendid beard, I am reminded of Colonel Sanders, who is now seated at your right hand, shoveling popcorn chicken into thy mouth. Lord, could you come up with a delicious new taste treat like he did? (claps twice) I command you!

When Homer sits in his office at the nuclear power plant, he is looking at a picture of God that changes in different ways he holds it. When we get to see the picture from the front, we can clearly see that holding it like normal, the picture shows a happy God and when leaning it back, the picture shows a vengeful God. However, a few seconds later, when we see Homer playing with it and we only see the backside of the picture, Homer is holding it normal, but saying vengeful. He continues to play with it and he repeats it the same incorrect way.

This episode's title is an adaptation of “Say Anything...”, the 1989 comedy/drama directed by Cameron Crowe, starring John Cusack, Ione Skye & John Mahoney