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The Simpsons: Three Gays of the Condo

Homer finds an old note from Marge, revealing that Marge never liked Homer and only stayed with him because he got her pregnant. Upset over the news, Homer moves out and lives with a male homosexual couple, who show Homer the wonders of the gay lifestyle.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 14x17
Production Number: EABF12
Airdate: Sunday April 13th, 2003

Director: Mark Kirkland
Writer: Matt Warburton

Special Guest Stars
Scott Thompson (1)Scott Thompson (1)
voiced Grady
Weird Al YankovicWeird Al Yankovic
voiced Himself
Ben SchatzBen Schatz
voiced Himself

Guest Stars
Karl WiedergottKarl Wiedergott
voiced Various
Pamela HaydenPamela Hayden
voiced Milhouse
Terry W. Greene (1)Terry W. Greene (1)
voiced Julio
Tress MacNeilleTress MacNeille
voiced Various
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank AzariaHank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: None

Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Special Edna" where The Simpsons are deep-fried and salted.

Episode Quotes
"Homer and Marge"
(Sung by Weird Al Yankovic)

Little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge
Her heart was as big as his stomach was large
Oh yeah, they say love goes on
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone
(During credits)
That's the story 'bout Homer and Marge
Two folks I helped out for a nominal charge
After Homer went gay, they patched up their schism
But the dude never dealt with his alcoholism
Weird Al sayin'... oh yeah, the credits go on
Long after the viewer's interest is gone
Oh yeah, Weird Al had fun on this show
Even if it was just a brief cameo.

(Homer is walking around oblivious to the fact that the whole neighborhood is gay when Smithers comes up to him in rainbow shorts and on rollerblades.)
Homer: Hey, Mr. Smithers!
Smithers: (Nervously) Hello, Simpson.
Homer: What's with this place? It's so manly, yet scented.
Smithers: Yes, I seem to have gotten lost on my way to the uh, the uh, the big auto, uh, racing festival, so I've never been here before.
(A trolley full of gay men comes by)
First Guy: Hey, Waylon!
Second Guy: Who's the bear? Ruff!
Third Guy: Oooh, is this the Mr. Burns you're always talking about?
Smithers: No, he's nobody! Shut up, Stewart!

(Homer is dancing at a gay club)
Woman: I didn't think it was possible, but watching him makes me even more lesbian.
Hans Moleman: Lesbian? This isn't my army reunion.
Gay Man in Fatigues: You're coming home with me.
Hans Moleman: Yes, Colonel.

Episode Goofs
Homer finds out that Marge was pregnant with Bart before they married, but in the The Way We Was Homer found out at the same time Marge did.

Cultural References
This episode's title is an adaptation of “Three Days of the Condor”, a 1975 American political thriller film directed by Sydney Pollack and starring Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway & Cliff Robertson

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