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The Simpsons: The Regina Monologues

After making over $3000 from his own museum, Bart takes the family to London, where Homer is arrested for treason after crashing into the Queen.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 15x4
Production Number: EABF22
Airdate: Sunday November 23rd, 2003

Guest Stars
Pamela HaydenPamela Hayden
voiced Milhouse
Ian McKellenIan McKellen
voiced Himself
J.K. RowlingJ.K. Rowling
voiced Herself
Jane LeevesJane Leeves
voiced Edwina
Tony BlairTony Blair
voiced Himself
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank AzariaHank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Couch Gag:
There is a Play-Doh Fun Factory on the back wall that presses Play-Doh versions of The Simpsons out onto the couch.

Episode Quotes
Homer: Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behavior this trip.
Marge: You punched out three people on the street.
Homer: That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?!
Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
Homer: I understood the word 'gave'… unless it means something else in this country!

Squeaky Voiced English Teen: Welcome to Judi Dench's Fish & Chips. Now completely free of mad fish disease.
Homer: Fish? I dunno… I’m not really a vegetarian.
Squeaky Voiced English Teen: Please order or Miss Dench will be furious. She'll beat us, she will.
Judi Dench: Who are you talking to?!
Squeaky Voiced English Teen: No one, Mum! I swear!
Judi Dench: I'll Mum you!!
Squeaky Voiced English Teen: AHH...OOF...OW...OH...BLIMEY!

(Bart and Milhouse are playing a video game called "Hockey Dad")
Video Game Dad 1: Your kid sucks!
Video Game Dad 2: Bring it on!
Hockey Game Voiceover: Hockey Dads! Commence fighting! (the video characters start fighting violently)
Bart: Hockey Dad rules! Feel the drunken wrath of Chuck Shadowski!
Video Game Kid: Dad, stop! It's only assault, don't make it murder!
Bart: Ignore, ignore! (Dad 1 kills Dad 2)
Hockey Game Voiceover: You're a big man! BIG MAN!

Ian McKellen: Please, take these free tickets to my play!
Homer: What? What play?
Ian McKellen: We thespians believe it’s bad luck to mention the name of this particular play out loud.
Homer: You mean 'MacBeth'?
(A car splashes Ian McKellen.)
Ian McKellen: Quiet, you plundering fool! You'll curse us all!
Homer: What, by saying 'MacBeth'?
(An anvil falls on Ian McKellen's foot.)
Ian McKellen: OW! Stop saying it!
Homer: Saying what?
Ian McKellen: 'MACBETH'!! Oh, now I've said it.
(McKellen is hit by lightning.)
Bart: This is cool! 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth'.
(McKellen is hit by lightning each time Bart says 'MacBeth'.)
Marge: Bart, stop saying 'MacBeth'!
(McKellen is hit by lightning.)
Lisa: Mom, you said 'MacBeth'.
(McKellen is hit by lightning.)
Homer: Mr. 'MacBeth', I'm really sorry.
(McKellen is hit by lightning.)
Ian McKellen: That’s quite alright. You didn't know.

Episode Goofs
In the beginning of this episode, Mr. Burns is putting in the password at the ATM, which Smithers says is his age. However, Burns presses four different buttons. In an earlier episode, he is talking to Homer and says that his age is 86. It's not possible that Burns has become thousand of years older even if the conversation between him and Homer happened in the 1st season and because Burns pressed four different numbers, he could not have pressed 0-0-... in the beginning of the password.

Cultural References
This episode's title is an adaptation of “The Vagina Monologues”, an episodic play written by Eve Ensler which ran at the Off Broadway Westside Theatre after a limited run at HERE Arts Center in 1996.

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