Episode Notes
Chalkboard: None
Ruth Powers is seen signing the pettion.
Couch: The Simpsons sit on the couch. Knives are thrown at their heads and land at the sides. Homer tries to get a bowl of chips, but a knife aimed for the side of his head stops him.
Episode Quotes
Marge: The first thing were going to need is money.
Restaurant is suddenly deserted and the sound of crickets can be heard
Luigi: I'ma so sorry Marge, But I guess'a you gett'a da bill'a
Luigi: Aww FOR THE LOVE A' PIZZA!
Man: Luigi Risotto?
Luigi: That'sa me!
Man: I'm from the U.S Immigration Department.
Bart: Why don't you let us watch TV, and get her a Roofi CD?
Lisa: Bart, on't-day ell-tay om-may oofi-Ray as-hay eec-days.
Bart: Hy-way ot-nay? Hat-way ould-cay o-gay rong-way?
Lisa: E'll-shay uy-bay hem-tay, upid-stay!
Marge: Ou-yay ow-knay, I-ay as-way oung-yay once-way oo-tay.
Bart and Lisa: Ap-cray…
Roofi: Hello Springfield! Roofi is coming to your town! One show only. Tickets will go fast. Very fast! So your parents should be getting in line! If you don't come, Roofi will be sad… and the helpful bear, she will DIE! (Helpful Bear starts coughing and is attached to an IV drip.)
(Roofi start singing)
Tickets, tickets buy them now!
Roofi here will show you how!
Visa, Amex or MC.
Or make out a cheque to me!