Homer: Rollin', rollin', rollin'. Toxic barrel rollin'.
Lenny: They're so hot and glowin'.
Carl: We'll die.
Homer: Hoo Hoo boy, are you in trouble.
Bart: What are you talking about?
Homer: When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off.
Milhouse: Then, let's just say, I don't care what people think of me anymore.
Bart: You mean, up until now you did care? Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week?
Milhouse: What about all the times I DIDN'T wear a tutu?! Nobody ever brings THOSE up!
Lisa: I thought your mom took you away forever.
Kirk: I got a court order bringing him back. The judge said I was the most pathetic person he'd ever seen in court. Pity custody! Boo-yeah!
This episode's title is an adaptation of “Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore”, a 1974 American drama film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Robert Getchell, starring Ellen Burstyn (1932-), Alfred Lutter (1962-) & Kris Kristofferson (1936-)