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The Simpsons: Smart & Smarter

An IQ test proves that Maggie is smarter than Lisa. Shocked that she is no longer "the smart one", Lisa runs away from home.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 15x13
Production Number: FABF09
Airdate: Sunday February 22nd, 2004

Guest Stars
Karl WiedergottKarl Wiedergott
voiced Various
Pamela HaydenPamela Hayden
voiced Milhouse
Simon CowellSimon Cowell
voiced Henry
Tress MacNeilleTress MacNeille
voiced Various
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank AzariaHank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: None

Couch Gag:
Every family member is in a clothing bag on a moving dry-cleaning rack, which stops over the couch.

Episode Quotes
Lisa: So… Maggie's NOT a genius?
Henry: Oh she could be… at sweeping up hair!
Homer: That's my baby, JERK!
(Punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)
Henry: You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"?
(Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed)
Henry: Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too you know!
(Homer punches Henry making him unconscious.)
Moe: (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!
Barney: (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt!

Lisa: I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby!
Bart: Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor.(sighs) I miss those days.
Nelson: Then roll, baby!
(Bart rolls on the bus floor)
Nelson: Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
Lisa: You're laughing at him for something you made him do.
Nelson: Well… you're gay!
Lisa: People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.
(Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit. He rolls and then gets back up)

Homer: Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is Phonics Frog.
(Homer presses A, B, and C)
Phonics Frog: Ah-Buh-Cuh…
(Homer types his name)
Phonics Frog: Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur
Homer: That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur.
(Presses more buttons)
Phonics Frog: This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee-kan-ot-cum-too-urk-too-day.(a.k.a., This is Homer's doctor he cannot come to work today.)
(Homer laughs)
Homer: Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone)

Boy: The pig says Oink! The chicken says..
Henry: Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say next!
(Mother picks up boy and walks away)
Boy: You're a poopie!
Henry: Do you nurse with that mouth?

Cultural References
This episode's title is a reference to “Dumb and Dumber”, a 1994 comedy film starring Jim Carrey (1962-) and Jeff Daniels (1955-).

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