Episode Notes
Chalkboard: Does any kid still do this anymore?
Couch: A metal detector and a security guard are on the side of the couch. Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie make it past the detector, but Homer sets it off. After three failed attempts, Homer is stripped down to his underwear and inspected by the guard with a handheld scanning wand.
Alec Baldwin previously appeared playing himself.
First time since season 11 that the season hasn't started with a Treehouse of Horror episode.
This episode was rated TV-14
Episode Quotes
Lisa: Dad, how much money did you bet?
Homer: Hey, I didn't bet any of our money. I just borrowed some of him.
(He points to Fat Tony who is standing outside of a window.)
Fat Tony: Don't worry, we can hammer out a payment plan.
Marge: Why would we want to go to Santa's village? It's August.
Bart: I wanna see Santa. He can explain why he gave me a Play Station box with nothing inside, but a coloring book.
Homer: It got your hopes up didn't it?
Lisa: Those reindeer look really uncomfortable.
Elf: (Shouting angry) That's because they don't thrive in this environment!
Lenny: I've always dreamed of working in an adult film. I'll run the sound board.
Carl: And I'll performing the sex scenes.
Bart: When they put Santa in the ambulance, why they pull a blanket all over his head?
Homer: Who's gonna watch the kids?
Marge: You are!
Homer: Me? But I'm the father.
Bart: Dad, I promise I'll be good. Can I get out of the dog carrier?
Homer: It was hard enough, getting you in there. I'm not letting you out.
Homer: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
Jet Skier 1: They are roughly our size.
Jet Skier 2: In fact, they're bigger than us!
Episode Goofs
In one of the kitchen scenes, the stove clock reads 4:00, one camera angle later 9:00 and two scenes later 4:00 again.
Cultural References
Santa is reading Tom Clancy's Op-Center, a book series created by Tom Clancy. Read more about the series in the
wikipedia article.
This episode's title is an adaptation of the title, “The Bonfire of the Vanities”, a 1987 novel by Tom Wolfe which was later made into a 1990 American film directed by Brian De Palma and starring Tom Hanks as Sherman McCoy, Bruce Willis as Peter Fallow, Melanie Griffith as Maria Ruskin, and Kim Cattrall as Judy McCoy, Sherman's wife.