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The Simpsons: Simpson Christmas Stories
In this three-part Christmas episode, Homer tells his rendition of Jesus's birth in "The First (Annoyed Grunt)-El", Grampa tells a Yuletide war story in "I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus", and Springfield musically prepares for Christmas in "The Nutcracker...Sweet".
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Episode Info
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Episode number: 17x9 Production Number: HABF01 Airdate: Sunday December 18th, 2005 Alternate Airdates:
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Main Cast
 Dan Castellanetavoiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various |  Julie Kavnervoiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various |
 Hank Azariavoiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various |  Harry Shearervoiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various |
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: None
Couch: A copy of The Springfield Shopper spins into frame with the headline, "COUCH GAG THRILLS NATION" and a black-and-white photo of the Simpsons on the couch.
First Church of Springfield sign/motd:
Christmas Service
Jesus: 2005 years young
Christmas Service
Jesus: 2005 years young
Springfield Elementary School sign:
The Nutcracker
"Perhaps the worst version ever" Superintendent Chalmers
No leavin after your kid's part is done
The Nutcracker
"Perhaps the worst version ever" Superintendent Chalmers
No leavin after your kid's part is done
Episode Quotes
Christmas Angel (Lisa): Hail Mary, full of grace.
Joseph (Homer): That's not all she's full of.
Christmas Angel (Lisa): Quiet you! (She turns to Mary) Mary you're carry in your womb the son of god, who will grow up to become king of the Jews.
Mary (Marge): So, not a doctor.
Christmas Angel (Lisa):: Well he will be able to heal the sick.
Mary (Marge): But nothing to hang on the wall.
(The Angel grumbles and disappears)
Joseph (Homer): That's not all she's full of.
Christmas Angel (Lisa): Quiet you! (She turns to Mary) Mary you're carry in your womb the son of god, who will grow up to become king of the Jews.
Mary (Marge): So, not a doctor.
Christmas Angel (Lisa):: Well he will be able to heal the sick.
Mary (Marge): But nothing to hang on the wall.
(The Angel grumbles and disappears)
Shepherd Carl: I knew I'd like him, but I never dreamed I'd adore him.
Shepherd Lenny: I've got the Messiah's nose. I've got the Messiah's nose.
Shepherd Carl: Give it back, Give it back! You'll kill us all!
Shepherd Lenny: I've got the Messiah's nose. I've got the Messiah's nose.
Shepherd Carl: Give it back, Give it back! You'll kill us all!
Joseph (Homer): Oh! I'm not the father, I'm not a wise man and I'm nothing. This is the worst Christmas ever!
Joseph (Homer): Me? But I'm watching the orange bowl.
Energizer Bunny: Uh! I don't know why I'm so run down. I must be low on Christmas spirit.
Energizer Battery: It's cause you're using regular batteries! You forgot about Energizer Ultra. Now let me crawl inside you.
(The Battery crawls into the bunnies butt)
Energizer Bunny: Uhh! Cold! So cold!
Energizer Battery: It's cause you're using regular batteries! You forgot about Energizer Ultra. Now let me crawl inside you.
(The Battery crawls into the bunnies butt)
Energizer Bunny: Uhh! Cold! So cold!
Young Grampa: Incoming! (They take a hide) Is it one of ours?
Young Burns: Who cares? It's Christmas! I wanna shoot something.
Young Burns: Who cares? It's Christmas! I wanna shoot something.
Moe: Hey Barn, as a special gift to me this year, will you kill me?
Barney: But I already got you a wool hat.
Moe: Maybe next year. huh.
Barney: But I already got you a wool hat.
Moe: Maybe next year. huh.
Episode Goofs
There are four wings in the water from the one crashed aircraft.
Cultural References
The Energizer Bunny Christmas Special is a parody on the Energizer Bunny commercials. Read more about the toy in the wikipedia article.
Burns is absorbing the spirit of "Christmas Past" with a mobile vacuum cleaner. The spirit is a figure from the novel A Christmas Carol written by Charles Dickens. Read more about novella in the wikipedia article
Krusty's most requested clip shows John Glenn (in an astronaut suit) and Dr. Martin Luther King. Read more about John Herschel Glenn Jr. and Martin Luther King, Jr. in the wikipedia articles.
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