Episode Quotes
Bart: Checking out the cave is gonna be awesome! It'll be dark, with rocks, and mineral formations. And plants that have adapted to harsh... Wait a minute! This is a scam. We're on a nature walk!
Homer: (snorts) Silly Indians, our god made their god.
Homer: I'm stuck! And I have to pee. (pause) Now I'm just stuck.
Homer: Don't leave me! I hate to be alone. Except when I'm watching TV then leave me alone. But right now, don't leave.
Homer: Will you tell me a story?
Lisa: Sure, once upon a time in a far off kingdom.
Homer: No unicorns!
Lisa: Mad beast!
Burns: Liberal midget!
Moe: There she was, the gorgeoust new girl in town: Edna Krabappel.
Barney: I'm a drunk. I don't know nothing about how I do anything.
Moe: Uh, these are some of the local alcoholics, I told you about.
Carl: Don't pinch and hold us. We have other vices.
Lenny: I dress up like a baby.
Moe: Eh, you can't donate that gold to the museum today, because ehm.. Ah, it's closed. So they can clean under the wangs of the statues.
Archaeologist Snake: I've been robbed! I'll take my revenge on society. By which I mean convenience stores. And who would suspect me? Professor Jailbird.
Burns: Oh, you poor man. You're about to get a lot poorer.
Homer: Well, I guess I should explain. Not long ago it was my day to take care of the baby. So I was out in the forest hiding.
Moe: But I thought you didn't want to date a tavern owner.
Edna: At this point, all I want is a man with a healthy libido.
Moe: Aha. Well, this is where it gets awkward again.
Cultural References
The title
Seemingly Never-Ending Story is a spoof on the novel
The Neverending Story written by Michael Ende. Read more about the novel in the
wikipedia article.
Carl’s Dad’s Cavern is a spoof off the
Carlsbad Caverns National Park, in the southeastern corner of New Mexico. Read more about the National Park in the
wikipedia article.
Tex O'Hara mentiones that he has an
Obsessive-compulsive disorder. Read more about this psychiatric disorder in the
wikipedia article.
Carl tasks the bar boy Burns to write a play with
Henry Ford and
Captain Kirk.
Henry Ford was the founder of the
Ford Motor Company; Read more about him in this
wikipedia article.
Captain Kirk is the Captain of the space ship
U.S.S. Enterprise in the first
Star Trek series
Star Trek.
Professor Snake Jailbird mentions that he found the gold coins in a Mayan pyramid. Read more about the Maya civilization in the
wikipedia article.
Edna calls Moe her
Gargoyle. In architecture
Gargoyles are carved terminations to a spout. There are many myths around those sculptures and also a TV show called
Gargoyles. Read more about the architectural decoration in the
wikipedia article.
The old man smoking the pipe at the Exclusive's Club is Commander McBragg. A character from the 1964 cartoon show "Underdog."