Episode Quotes
Lisa: I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.
Bart: Whohoo, I'm drenched in blood!
Homer: (puts on a mask of Scratchy's head) Hey, check it out! I'm scratcher or something.
Skinner: No, no, no! It's the differences, of which, there are none, that make the saneness, exceptional. Just tell me what to say! (he hyperventilates)
Homer: Oh, why did woman invent sleeping on the couch?
Lisa: Principal Skinner!
Skinner: It's groundskeeper Skinner now.
Willy: Assistant groundskeeper, you puke!
Skinner: I don't have any opinions anymore. All I know is that no one is better than anyone else and everyone is the best at everything.
Cultural References
The title
Girls Just Want to Have Sums is a spoof on the song
Girls Just Want to Have Fun, originally sung by Cyndi Lauper. Read more about the song in the
wikipedia article.
In the
Springfield Theater Complex one sign says:
Nathan Lane and
Matthew Broderick in
$$$. Both voice actors played important voice roles in
Disney's
The Lion King, which are their best known roles and supposedly got the best cash for it in their professional lives.
The Itchy and Scratchy musical title
Stab-A-Lot is a parody on the
Monty Python's musical Spamalot, in which
Hank Azaria belongs to the leading original cast. Read more about the musical in the
wikipedia article.
The scenes in the musical
Stab-A-Lot itself are a parody on
Disney's 1994 movie
The Lion King. Read more about the movie in the
wikipedia article.
In girls school there are paintings of the female artists
Frida Kahlo and
Georgia O'Keeffe. Read more about them in the wikipedia articles
here and
there.