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When Bart gets in trouble for being disruptive at a funeral, a child therapist gives Bart a drum kit to work out all of his aggressions, which turns Bart into a popular jazz drummer. Meanwhile, Lisa begins collecting wild animals as pets to combat her depression.
Child Psychiatrist door sign: Where imaginary friends come to die.
Couch: Everyone but Homer sits on the couch. A giant ape who looks like Homer grabs Marge through a window and drags her to the top of the Empire State Building, where he is attacked by biplanes.
Marge: Is it (the Jazz club) in a safe neighborhood?
(Bart plays even louder)
Marge: Just make it happen.
Lisa: (To her new dog) Who is gonna get neutered tomorrow? You are. Oh yes, you are.
Bart: My arm, it hurts where the tiger's biting it.
Bart: So, how did molt liquor mommy die?
Lenny: I’ll tell you how she died. You know that sign that says “do not stand up on the roller coaster”?
Lenny: She overdosed right in front of it.
Carl: You were Homer’s wife for a two day splurge; your name was Amber, just like the alert.
Homer: (yelling over Bart’s drum session) Let me know when and if you want sex, honey.