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After saving Springfield from a devastating fire (caused by Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel), Bart is rewarded with driver's license from Mayor Quimby. Meanwhile, in an effort to spice up her boring family blood line, Lisa lies on an essay by declaring she's an American Indian.
(Smithers is on fire, while Mr. Burns is washing his car)
Smithers: Sir, help me!
Mr. Burns: Why should I? You're not helping me.
Smithers: But sir, I'm flaming!
(Mr. Burns looks at the camera with a strange expression)
Spokesman a the National Tribal Conference: Wait, wait. Although she is not one of our people this young lady has shown the courage we Native Americans cherish, and who can blame her for wanting to be one of us? We have a noble heritage and cheekbones to die for.
Darcy: You look kind of young.
Bart: Uh, yeah, I have that disease that makes you look like an old man, but they gave me medicine for it and I took too much.
Homer: Son, one day you're going to be a great father.
Bart: Aww, and someday you'll be one too.
Homer: Thanks boy, hehehehehe