Couch: The living room is made of Lego bricks and the family members are built one by one out of Legos through stop-motion animation. Homer can be heard shouting, "Woo-hoo!" when a long black Lego brick (representing a full head of hair) is put on his head, and "D'oh!" when a small black Lego brick (representing his two strands) is placed on his head instead.

Lisa: There must be a website that can help you deal with a clingy baby.
Marge: Oh, I don’t want to bother the internet with my problem.
Bart: Aw, come on, Mom. We’ll help you surf.
(Marge sits down at the computer, grabs the mouse and starts clicking away.)
Bart: Click that one, Mom.
Lisa: No, go up.
Bart: Keep going--up, up, up!
Lisa: The blue ones are ads.
Bart: That’s the toolbar.
Lisa: No you’ve opened Word; close it!
Bart: Close it. Do-don’t save it!
Lisa: Stop clicking.
Bart: Don’t go there!
Lisa: Why are you buying a freezer?!
Bart: Don’t click the cart or you’ve bought it!
Lisa: Aw, you clicked the cart!
Marge: (Upset) If you’re so smart, you do it!
(Bart pushes one button and finds a baby website; Marge groans.)

(Louie explains the perks of being a tow truck driver to Homer.)
Homer: When you call in sick, who do you call?
Louie: I don’t call in sick, I work when I want to.
Homer: Sometimes you want to work?
Louie: Hey, I get to drive around, eat when I want to, eyeball the highway honeys--(Honks his horn at a woman on the street.)
Woman: I’m your aunt, stupid!
Louie: … and lasso the street cattle.
Homer: Street cattle?
Louie: The cars I tow, I got all kinds of names for them: She-atas, Hebrew canoes, spam cans, Swedish speedballs, and of course, stretch lame-os.
Homer: Some of those were pretty funny.

Ned Flanders: Top of the mornin’, Tow-mer.
Homer: It’s Homer, idiot.
Ned Flanders: (Chuckles) So it is. I’m just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it
Homer: (Chuckles) I guess I’m more powerful than God now.
Ned Flanders: You know what they say: “With great power comes great responsibility.”
Homer: Who said that?! I’ll kill them with my power!

This episode's title is a play on words of 'Midnight Cowboy', the 1969 movie starring Dustin Hoffman & Jon Voight