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The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XVIII
The series' 18th Halloween show features parodies of movies in three vignettes:
"E.T. Go Home" - In this send-up of
E.T., Bart and Lisa find Kodos (who is hiding from the government) and help him obtain devices to contact his home planet, but Kodos' intentions are proven to be murderous.
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Mr. and Mrs. Simpson" - In this send-up of
Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, but discovers that Marge is one too and must eliminate her after she botched his attempt at assassinating Kent Brockman.
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Heck House" - In this send-up of
Se7en, Ned Flanders turns the church into a Hell house and asks God for devilish powers so he can teach the children the consequences of committing the seven deadly sins.
Episode Quotes
(In “Mr. & Mrs. Simpson” Marge serves Homer dinner.)
Marge: Homie, I made you my killer lasagna.
Homer’s Brain: Its poison. Whatever you do, don’t eat it.
(Homer takes a bite.)
Homer’s Brain: Okay, you’re already eating it, but don’t finish it.
(Homer finishes the lasagna.)
Homer’s Brain: Okay, you finished it, but don’t ask for--
Homer: Seconds, please.
Homer’s Brain: You moron! Just kill her!
Homer: I’ll kill her after dessert!
(Marge reaches into a pie on the table and pulls out two handguns, while Homer quickly produces a shotgun.)
Marge: You’re a killer for hire!
Homer: You ruined that pie!
(In “E.T. Go Home” Bart shows Kodos his bedroom.)
Bart: So, this is my Krusty doll, Funzo, Linguo, Iraq War Sergeant Activity with insufficient armor, Phonic Frog, cat skull, Jim Halterman bobble head doll. He’s a local car dealer.
(Kodos grabs the bobble head doll.)
Kodos: Hmm. Do all humans have such weak necks, or just the one you call “Jim Halterman”?
(In “Mr. & Mrs. Simpson” Chief Wiggum shows up while Marge and Homer are in the midst of trying to kill each other.)
Chief Wiggum: We got a complaint from an anonymous “neighborino” about an elaborately choreographed, high octane, ultra-fight.
(Marge shoots Chief Wiggum through the chest with a crossbow.)
Chief Wiggum: I would have taken a bribe. (Collapses on the floor.)